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Joke of the Day
"Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!"
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"A reposter reposted... And he was ashamed of himself."
"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."
"two men walk into a bar one man goes to the bartender and says ""i think i will have some h2o"". then the second man says ""that sounds good I'll have some h2o too"". The second man died"
"I forgot I had an ambien in my back pocket Now my ass is asleep"
"What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on? Your credit card."
"I just told my sister I'm into incest.. She's taking it pretty hard"
"I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny. I said, ""What's up, punk?"" ""Nothing,"" he replied, ""I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."""
"funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary"
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ? ten-tickcles."