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Joke of the Day

"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."""

"What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders"

"Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !"

"Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character? ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"

"I want to make an alligator joke... But I'm afraid I'll get carried away."

"There's only 3 types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't."

"Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?"

"My bitchy girlfriend and I broke up, because she's moving to another state. I'll miss her a lot. I mean, my aim's good, but not *that* good."

"What's a four letter word for intercourse ending with K? Talk"

"If you're feeling down about yourself, it won't help you to know that Honey Boo Boo makes more money than school teachers."