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Joke of the Day

"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her."

"People compare Trump and hitler all the time, but there is one major difference. Hitler was good at making speeches"

"Her love makes my world go round."

"There are so many old jokes on this subreddit... Want to hear a new one? 1."

"What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts? He drops it like it's hot."

"I like to send out texts saying ""Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?"" Just to see who`s dumb enough."

"All I'm saying is there's a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them..."

"A cop came to my house and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes that's ridiculous I said, my dogs don't ride bikes."

"Wife Missing My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back."

"How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !"