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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders? RubiCon."
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"Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? A judge charged him with battery."
"Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed."
"I went to the club last night... They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come On Eilien... and I got kicked out."
"Whats Donald Trumps favorite album? The Wall"
"Grocery store just charged me $0.10 to offset the environmental impact of my bag and then gave me a paper receipt 3 feet long."
"Why did princess Diana cross the street? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
"the iPhone 8 won't even come with headphones you'll have to imagine you're listening to music"
"My girlfriend went to the dentist for a cavity. It's odd since she spends so much time in the bathroom with her electric toothbrush."
"If you play a NIickelback song backwards you'll hear messages from the illuminant.Even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear NIickelback"