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Joke of the Day

"SWJ goes to the laundromat . . . . . . . . and is appalled by everybody being ok with separating whites from coloreds."

"My parents taught me how to walk and talk Now all they want me to do is sit down and be quiet."

"A man is standing on the top of a tall building about to commit suicide... ...when a physicist at the bottom shouts up, ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gases here."" The helium did not react"

"Just finished painting my bedroom in under ten minutes using vinyl Surely that's some kind of record."

"My boss just informed me its unprofessional to tell customers congratulations when they call in to change last name due to divorce."

"I went out drinking last night and took a bus home That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before."

"So I heard you like cheese sticks What are you, a gay cheese?"

"What is good on pizza, but not good on pussy? The cheese and crust."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents."