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Joke of the Day

"SWJ goes to the laundromat . . . . . . . . and is appalled by everybody being ok with separating whites from coloreds."

"When I die, I want my decaying carcass to be loaded into a giant slingshot and flung into a rich kids bouncy castle."

"Outside of a dog...... Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog well it's just to dark to read."

"Best day to propose a girl Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll."

"Does the world really need another rhetorical question?"

"Here's one for you 369"

"Kevin Smith's new movie looks awful. I think I'd rather watch a movie directed by Southwest Airlines."

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? because fuck you thats why."

"What does a woman on her period get for free when she takes a bath? Black pudding."

"Is there an apology card for: Sorry I kidnapped your dog and made him run on a treadmill to power my toaster last week, or no?"