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Joke of the Day
"what if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time"
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"My friend graduated in psychology with a 3.8 GPA I wish she'd stop telling me her life story and just give me my order of fries already."
"""I want my country back"" is a fair and accurate thing to say if at one point in your life you owned the country."
"Why did one european country eat the other? Because it was Hungary"
"Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#."
"How do you write ""DO NOT TOUCH"" in braille ?"
"What do you call a pile of cats? a Meowtain"
"In America child protection saves your kids from your beating In Soviet Russia child protection beats your kids"
"My cousin Denise's baby Alpo was born with no feet and a full adult penis because she drank Four Loko when she was pregnant :("
"""Decide you want it more than you're afraid of it"" -Bill Cosby Well, we all see where that got him."