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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is now mad at me because I didn't know why she was mad at me."

"What is Fetty Wap's favorite time? 5:38 PM."

"Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, ""Help! That tornado can't swim!"""

"What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda? ... Fantastic"

"I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away."

"What did the sea monster have for dinner? Fish and ships."

"I couldn't find you any new tampons. but I managed to pull a few strings..."

"Why can't lions ever conquer the world? Because the pride comes before the fall."

"A black guy a Mexican and a Jew walk in to a bar The bartender says ""what is this a fucking joke?"""

"Kids and adults loved it so, the happy world of Harambe. #neverforget"