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Joke of the Day
"I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away."
Next Joke
"You think you're not capable of violence, but then a bird sings at 6AM and you start researching surface-to-air missiles."
"My mate said he had a job putting down sick cats... Can't believe he gets paid to slay mad pussy."
"Jehovah's Witness I was just wondering...........if a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to heaven and knocks on heaven's door..... does Saint Peter answer the door or does he hide like the rest of us???"
"every snail has a perfectly baked cinnamon bun inside its shell"
"When one squirrel says ""I like to eat nuts"", there is probably always another squirrel who says ""that's what she said."""
"Why do american bears have forelimbs? They have the right to bear arms"
"Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans? Because you're breaking wind."
"""Old Macdonald had a farm. Had."" -banks"
"Roses are red, your body is fine, I know we just met, but your place or mine?"