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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, ""Help! That tornado can't swim!"""
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"Some people get their friends to do their bidding by offering favors or compensation. I just threaten to throw their iPhones in the toilet."
"If you can recite the alphabet backwards to a police officer they will arrest you for fingering a minor."
"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"
"What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin. [Mark Twain]"
"MOBA Joke Why are Americans bad at MOBAs? Because they cant defend towers."
"Have you guys heard of the joke about the electric chair? It's shocking."
"Why do sharks hate clowns? They taste funny"
"""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""No. We haven't found anybody who wants you yet."""
"Why did 10 die? Because he was in the middle of 9/11"