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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, ""Help! That tornado can't swim!"""
Next Joke
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed!"
"What's the plural of ""Referendum""? Riots."
"all the sexy dinosaurs went extinct during the flirtatious period"
"I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults."
"I hate when people ask what I see myself doing in 5 years How would I know, I don't have 2020 vision"
"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and oreo? April Fools ya dumbitches!! There's no difference at all."
"Cerebral palsy It's the thinkin man's palsy"
"I'm tired.... I hear there is a nap for that."