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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't find you any new tampons. but I managed to pull a few strings..."

"I tried to download an ATV. But it was a bit Buggy."

"Wanna hear a joke? Sanctity of marriage. OH!"

"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."

"My cat is my date and we got asked to leave the Olive Garden. Probably because she's black."

"(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"

"What is Mario's favorite material? Denim Denim Denim"

"I think dinosaurs didn't get hit by a meteor they just all committed suicide because they didn't have internet"

"All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson. We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it"