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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't find you any new tampons. but I managed to pull a few strings..."
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"Skinny Girl... What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."
"What's the one thing Spider-man can't eat? Uncle bens rice"
"Dad is in the bath when his son walks in and asks what's that between your legs dad. He replies that's my hedgehog son. The son replies it's got a big cock for a hedgehog"
"Why do engineering students call themselves engineers? You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista."
"I called the fortune-teller for an appointment. She said ""We will meet at 2pm"" ... I didn't go"
"They say ""once you go black, you never go back,"" but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*"
"It is WAY TOO EARLY for Christmas music. -people in the year 75 BC"
"Why is God depressed? Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us."
"The jerk store called They say your order of Jamaican spices is in."