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Joke of the Day

"Told my friends I couldn't make it to happy hour. Didn't tell them it's because I want to sit around sans pants and eat cheese for a while."

"When is a door a container? When it is ajar!"

"Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wired fence? It was udder catastrophe!"

"It's all fun and games when there's a hole in your bucket... ...the problems start when there's a bucket in your hole."

"Timmy comes home with a bad maths test result Dad: ""If your next test result is bad, I won't think you as my son."" A few days later Dad: ""How was your history test?"" Timmy: ""Who the hell are you?"""

"I also like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."

"Dinner When my wife asks me ""What do you want to have for dinner"" I never guess right."

"""If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace"" (from the back) He saw Creed live in 2003"

"Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*"

"What did Jay Sherman say about your breath? It stinks!"