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Joke of the Day
"Dinner When my wife asks me ""What do you want to have for dinner"" I never guess right."
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"Yo mama so fat She's a reddit admin"
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"I've been staring at this bench press for 3 days now and I feel exactly the same. This ""Weight Watchers"" shit is a hoax."
"I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade"
"[spelling bee] Your word is 'impossible' ""Oh, well I guess no point in trying"" *walks off stage*"
"My blonde gf dropped a mug on her feet, spilling her salt over her desk at work... ...Successfully sued claiming to have been mugged and assaulted"
"Just watched two of my kids try and fail to open a cereal box so I've concluded that playing Mozart during pregnancy is bullshit."
"Whenever I'm not feeling well, I just imagine Tyrannosaurus Rex masturbating."
"did you the one about the girl who lost a cucumber I her vagina? two weeks later out popped a pickle"