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Joke of the Day
"Dinner When my wife asks me ""What do you want to have for dinner"" I never guess right."
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"It's bad enough when the little voices in my head talk to me. But now they are texting."
"What's the difference between a brothel and a circus? Your mother never ran away to join the circus."
"""I wish you would stop staring at my breasts. "" said the barmaid, ""you're making me uncomfortable. "" ""Uncomfortable?"" I replied, ""you want to try sitting on one of these stools with an hard on. """
"Need your help. Give me some bear puns! or I will kill you with my BEAR hands"
"Do you know what that white shit in bird shit is Shit..."
"Paraplegic Party you goin to the paraplegic party? I hear its gonna be crawling with pussy"
"Which concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat Nickelback"
"Why do Russians always wear track suits? Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks"
"How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle? 4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray."