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Joke of the Day

"It's all fun and games when there's a hole in your bucket... ...the problems start when there's a bucket in your hole."

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper"

"Aww I'm sorry you're mad the world doesn't revolve around you. Here...let me pour you a nice, tall glass of Get Over It."

"They say you are what you eat... But I don't remember eating a legend!"

"What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? Dam!"

"My German sausage didn't come with a bun... It was just the wurst."

"You can tell a lot about a woman from her shoes If they're behind her ears, she likes you"

"[medusa's husband sighing and pulling a wad of snakes out of the shower drain]"

"Was going to make a joke about my paycheck... Turns out I have insufficient puns"

"Best joke ever Women's rights"