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"Just saw a hobo sleeping on a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. Must be his alarm system."
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"If circumcisions take an hour to complete, how long will you have to work to complete 12? Around the cock"
"[iphone vibrates] 3yo: daddy someone is texting you [landline phone rings] 3yo: what is that sound?"
"I commonly known for arguing over what gives an object weight Some people say I'm a mass debater"
"DVDs died beacuse of Torrents. Hence, DVD Rip."
"in australia we call her kilometrey cyrus"
"How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish? He's running down the street with the bike under his arm."
"Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run."
"Hear about that Saudi girl? Sunnibody try to kill her, but Shiite"
"Got involved in an alcohol-related pyramid scheme... What a champaign."