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Joke of the Day

"How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove? A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq"

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in."

"Mechanic: you need a new carburetor Me: you can call it a buretor, I know lots about cars, I'm like you"

"How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 95 in the ashtray."

"I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I'll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab."

"My dad hasn't uncrossed his arms since I was born."

"Hmm, should I try to rip open this box with my bare hands for 20 minutes, or grab scissors & do it in 4 seconds? *starts peeling at tape*"

"My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place. So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem."

"I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered."

"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."