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Joke of the Day
"My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy."
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"What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long? Polaroids! I'm so bored..."
"What did one drug dealer tell another on the street corner after hearing of Amy Winehouse's death? Damn, I'm gonna go bankrupt."
"It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco."
"Cop: Have you been drinking or are you on any drugs? Me: Whoa, one question at a time, dude."
"When a black guy pulls a knife on me on the subway I remind him he doesn't have to feed into racial stereotypes. Then I usually get stabbed."
"Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency? So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke."
"Jared Fogle is pleased sentence is under 18 years."
"Why is America trying to bomb the lady who lives in my iPhone she seems nice"
"What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics? Wai Tu Yung"