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Joke of the Day
"My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy."
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"""Your dad cant hold a candle to what my daddy can do."" ""Oh Ya, what does he do?"" ""Makes gun powder."""
"If Wednesday is hump day... Would that make Tuesday foreplay day?"
"""All you need is love."" -billionaire musicians"
"My son cried when I gave him his breakfast this morning. I made him scrambled eggs, covered them in ketchup & told him it was Humpty Dumpty."
"I just found a Cheerio in my sofa and we don't have any Cheerios in this house. *eats it"
"Saw an ad for a used battery in the paper today: ""Slightly rusty, in need of repair but has potential"""
"What do you call a cat who steals someone's identity? An impawster."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone used the wrong ""they're""... Their wouldn't be enough money on the planet."
"What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel"