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Joke of the Day
"Nobody in Yemen likes the Flintstones. Which is funny, because people of Abu Dhabi do."
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"The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car."
"If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."
"Looking for Texas? Drive east or west on Interstate 70 until you smell shit. Then go south till you run into it"
"When I die I'd like to be cremated I think I've urned it."
"Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly."
"*calls son at college* Pop quiz, son ""Ok"" What's the opposite of a hot dog ""Um...a cold cat?"" Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy"
"Did you read the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
"The birds and the bees I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."
"Tell a sad story in 4 words Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan"