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Joke of the Day
"What are Hillary Clinton's favorite shoes? Platform Flip flops !"
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"A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"
"Do you know why Apple steals all their ideas? Cause when they make their own I lose my headphones."
"""Why your stomach is so big""...""I had a baby"" ... for lunch."
"Been throwing up gang signs all morning. Must've eaten some expired gang signs"
"smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass."
"If I ever have to choose who dies, my mother or my dog, Toby's gotta go... ...straight for the throat"
"TIL never give up your seat for a lady, That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"Your Momma is so fat... ... when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her back."
"What is Jean-Paul Sartre's favorite animal? Lemur."