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Joke of the Day

"I want to open a drinking establishment without any furniture. It'll be the best around, Bar None."

"A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy. ""ephedrine?"" ""I can't serve you that"" ""sudoephedrine"" ""There you go""."

"Calculus derives me crazy!!"

"I make bad jokes This is one of them."

"How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish? One testtickle"

"How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen? Just Juan."

"What do you call a politician in a house fire? Burning Sanders!"

"My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"What do you call a fat Irish family? The o'Beses."

"What's a donkeys favourite breakfast cereal? Mule-sli"