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Joke of the Day

"What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites? The laundromat."

"How is liver like anal sex? If your parents force it on you too much as a child you won't like it as an adult."

"There's three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. Which one are you??"

"Why did the cab driver get a divorce? Because he had a fare."

"We never knew he was always drunk... ...until he showed up to work sober."

"Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly? She thought she was a dromedary."

"Yes you impress me. But so does a squirrel crossing a telephone wire."

"What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera."

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night? Lie in bed wondering ""Is there really a dog?"""

"Me: Do you think its strange to talk to yourself? Me: No."