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Joke of the Day

"Good woman joke What do you tell a woman with two black eyes. Nothing you already told her twice."

"Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!"

"A wise chinese guy once said to me ""if the dog barks, it's undercooked"" - Some wise chinese guy"

"My two year old nephew, though adorable, is a pretty violent drunk."

"I just tripped and stumbled into a group of asian kids on the street and accidentally won a breakdancing competition."

"Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees."

"Channel 4 are making a documentary about a black man producing cocaine in his bedroom, they're calling it, ""CHOCOLATE & HIS CHARLIE FACTORY."""

"Toilet paper has a lot of other uses! Your baby? Boom. It's a mummy. Your dog? Boom. Mummydog. This lamp? Boom. Your living room is on fire."

"it's true My wife says not everybody pees in the shower. I need yall's help proving her wrong. Rate: Pees in shower and proud of it! Comment: Uh, no! What is wrong with you?!"

"Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont pay attention but call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget."