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Joke of the Day
"-Balderdash! -Codswallop! -Tommyrot! -Poppycock! Victorian Era YouTube comments"
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"I'm trying to invent a belt made of clocks But my friends keep telling me it's a waist of time"
"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak."
"Did you hear about that new car made entirely from wood? It's crazy! Wooden wheels, wooden windows, wooden engine... Wooden move."
"What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison? A small medium at large."
"What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."
"Isn't it great to live in 21st century ? Where deleting history has become more important than making one."
"A blonde was watching the news and saw that two Brazilian skydivers died in a horrific accident. She responds with, ""two Brazilian? Is that more than a billion?""."
"Home is where you don't feel the need to wipe the toilet seat After you've pissed all over it."
"was going to make a joke about science but I know for I wont get a reaction..."