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Joke of the Day

"Isn't it great to live in 21st century ? Where deleting history has become more important than making one."

"Two Part Joke Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock Knock [Whose There] It's the Chicken!"

"I am used but in good condition."

"What does IDK stand for? Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"I always like to keep $7000.00 on me in case I wanna stop at Whole Foods and get some fruit"

"When a Jehovah Witness dies, Heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home."

"Programmers talking... \- So I heard you've got a new girlfriend? \- Yeah, she's amazing, 35-24-35! \- Deep purple?"

"What did MC Hammer name his son? Arman."

"If bird-watching is called bird-watching, what do you cal cow-watching? A steak out."

"I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought... I didn't know I had animal planet."