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Joke of the Day

"Isn't it great to live in 21st century ? Where deleting history has become more important than making one."

"Ok, I'm finally off dairy. Next is sugar, then heroin."

"So i was trying to come up with a short joke about Catholic priests... But all the little ones were taken :v"

"Last Night.. I was about to kill a spider. My wife told me to take it out instead. Turns out he's a pretty cool guy, his names Luke and he want's to be a lawyer."

"What did the gay deer say while walking out of a bar? I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there!"

"Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions"

"Really want to try out a career in tracing, or something along those lines."

"Little caesars in Ferguson's Is hot and ready"

"No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandmother"

"Cop: You were speeding. Me: Objection your honor. Cop: I'm not a judge. Me: Permission to approach the bench. Cop: What? Me: Sustained."