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Joke of the Day
"Home is where you don't feel the need to wipe the toilet seat After you've pissed all over it."
Next Joke
"A recent study states that one of women's most common turnoffs on the first date is when men keep answering their phones. Especially when it's their wife on the line."
"Babies are instinctual swimmers like puppies, right? Kind of need an answer quickly."
"I'm at my most Liam Neeson when my food is missing from the employee fridge."
"Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat."
"Give a man a fish and he'll be like, ""Dude I'm allergic to fish."" TEACH a man to fish and he'll be like, ""THTOP I THAID IM ALLERGIC TO FITH"""
"When is it alright to spit in a muslims face It never is"
"My friend woke up this morning in fits of laughter. I think he must have slept funny."
"What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common? They both worry about the position of colons."
"Apparently being poor is genetic, my son loves bologna and thinks pants are optional."