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Joke of the Day
"On this pesticide spray it says, ""Keep away from children."" Fuck, they knew I was coming."
Next Joke
"I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception"
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU WANNA GO RIDE BIKES??"
"What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!"
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders"
"Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!"
"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They always steal the green cards."
"There are only two types of people in this world People who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other... ...so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."
"On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"