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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"I was at the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance... So I pushed her over."

"Job interview... (Two men are in an office going through a job application) Manager: ... so, what do you do in your spare time? Applicant: I make clean calls to women and hang up."

"Somewhere there's a sheep named LL Wool J. & that's what keeps me going you guys."

"What kind of cheese should Richard eat? Ricotta"

"I told my therapist I don't wanna see her anymore. She said from what she's learned, that means I'll fuck her 3 more times."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to truly want to change."

"What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles and get to the point."

"What does Brown Santa say? ""Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."""

"Every ten seconds, someone in London gets stabbed Poor bastard."