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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost"
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"So I heard they've leaked the working title of the Reeva Steenkamp biography... ""I'd rather die standing than live on my knees."""
"What's North Koreas favorite drinking game? Pong-Yang."
"Why dick has a sad life? Bcoz, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him."
"What does a DrugLord and a TimeLord have in common... They both have two hearts, but one keeps his spare in a cooler."
"Finally got the ""Josh Duggar is good"" neck tattoo I've wanted for years, now let me just read today's news as I take a large sip of water..."
"Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto"
"What do you call the occasionally toxic, organic substances that accumulate over the years in a hoarder's house? Horticulture."
"""..,you will die in seven days"" *creepy voice on the phone* Me; ""new phone, who dis?"""
"How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb? Five... six... seven... eight!"