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Joke of the Day
"I tried to open a .SJW file but it said I lacked the ""Correct"" privileges."
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"What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand? Bury-toes. Hah hah"
"I vandalized an art major's car today. Removing pizza delivery signs is surprisingly easy."
"nice try walmart, like im gonna spend $20 on a skeleton mask when i could easily just peel the flesh and muscle off my face for free"
"John buys binoculars and shows it to Bob. ""Bob, this is the coolest thing ever. Last night I saw you doing you wife"" You can return it, it's broken. Last night I was out of town"
"What did the german child get for Christmas A mini bake oven"
"If you're American when you enter the bathroom, and American when you exit the bathroom, what are you while you're IN the bathroom? European."
"A farmer asked me for help with his chickens He said ""I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?"" I said ""Sure... 90."""
"What's fast and can breathe underwater? Not a toddler, I can tell you that"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter because they can't change anything."