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Joke of the Day
"What did the german child get for Christmas A mini bake oven"
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"*I reach for the thermostat* *my dad runs in barking* *neighbor's dad starts barking* *within seconds all the neighborhood dads are barking*"
"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"
"Today I asked the Director of Admissions at my University what the best thing about her job was... And she said, ""Well, I gotta admit..."""
"I'm starting to think people are having babies solely for the Facebook likes."
"What's Peter Pan's brother's name? Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands."
"7 barges into bathroom while I'm showering, laughs & says ""I saw your peanut."" He either mispronounced a word or made a hurtful observation."
"Manny Pacquiao says he would accept a rematch with Floyd Mayweather. ""Yes, I will allow you to pay me another $100 million,"" he told sources"
"two ants are fighting on a toilet seat One of them gets pissed off."
"[gynecologist making small talk during an exam] DOCTOR: So you're in the military? HER: Yes DOCTOR: Well thank you for your cervix"