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Joke of the Day
"Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that"
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"What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread? A bakery."
"I told my parents I wanted a panda for christmas. all I got was a white x6"
"I've been waxing my car for twenty years and I still don't know karate."
"What's the most capable element? Tin, because tin can."
"What's black and blue all over and hates sex? The five year old in my trunk."
"snow ice or cold puns I wanted to see everybody's best ice snow or cold puns,"
"""Great speech! Have you thought about giving it from behind a wooden box for some reason?"" - podium salesman"
"Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor"
"My girlfriend thought she caught me cheating on her... I was like, ""No baby, I ain't cheating on you, that's just my wife!"""