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Joke of the Day
"Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor"
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"If I ever get a tummy tuck I'm going to ask the surgeon to make a little pocket below my navel so I'll always have a place for my iPod."
"HEY GUYS I'M AT NXNE! WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY?"
"In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled ""we will overcome"" At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called ""we will over-comb"""
"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Bang Bang"" ""Bang Bang Who?"" ""Oscar Pistorius"""
"""And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you."" - Sis at her 9 year old."
"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."
"A scientist couple had identical twins... They named one Peter and the other one Control Group."
"What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee? You're an eight."
"Its snowing really hard... It is really hard to see anyone in the outside world. I guess you could say I'm Snowden."