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Joke of the Day

"Claustrophobic people are more productive... Thinking outside the box."

"What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash? Trash gets picked up."

"The Chinese New Year is almost here. I know they're in another time zone, but 2 months behind seems a little extreme."

"I was created in a gas station. I was an in-petro fertilization baby."

"Did you guys hear about the sequel of ""To Kill a Mockingbird""? It's called... ""The Murder of Crows"""

"Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its ""weird""."

"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Robertoe"

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive"

"My mate was killed yesterday, the bookies he worked in collapsed and he was pinned against the wall by boxes of betting slips. Firemen tried to help but the odds were stacked against him."

"I put as much effort into life... As the guy who named the sleeping bag"