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Joke of the Day
"Why do rappers repeat their names in their songs? So they dont forget it."
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"What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use? Frodough."
"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge door... It said, ""this is not working. I'm going to my mothers."" I opened the door. The light came on. The beer was cold. Just what in the hell did she mean?"
"How does a midget buy stuff With micro transactions"
"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, you can cry when the girl you used to babysit gets engaged before you do."
"If I had a dollar for every time a woman find me attractive... I'd have a dollar, thanks mom"
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"Sometimes I'll order a pizza without any toppings... When I'm feeling saucy."
"Do you want to see the birthmark on my arse? It looks like a colon!"
"I used to be great at word play. Once a pun a time."