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Joke of the Day
"Coffee is nature's way of saying ""Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!"""
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"As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell ""JOHN CENA!!"""
"90% of the contacts in my phone are useless"
"What Austrian girls and wine have in common? Both mature in a cellar."
"Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"
"So I said to Rhianna, ""what is it Chris Brown does that 's so attractive?"", and she said,... ""Beats me!""."
"$1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint."
"Just finished my Sexual Violence Prevention and Awareness Training. It was very informative and I feel much safer. Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%."
"Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!"
"Worst name for a group of election tellers. The tally-band."