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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost? Ghoul-ash!"

"Him: How many glasses of wine have you had today? Me: One, but it was in the shape of a giant bottle."

"My 5yr old eats chicken wings with the precision of a hitman cleaning his rifle."

"What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !"

"[Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY. THEN I WILL PET YOU!"

"I was told I look like a nazi soldier... And I said, ""no, this is a Wehrmacht uniform""."

"Society's a wreck because Superman has nowhere to change."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of North Korea's missile range."

"If at first you don't succeed... ...then sky diving is not for you."

"I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same. With a look over your shoulder."