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Joke of the Day
"What is a black belt's favorite beverage? Kara-tea."
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"What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit it the more English you get"
"My little sister is bringing her black boyfriend to my grandparents' house for Thanksgiving so I'm bringing popcorn and a comfortable chair."
"I have a pen..... I have a apple :D"
"Are cucumbers the only food you can put over your eyes to reduce puffiness because these pizza bagels aren't helping at all."
"If you've never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive ""to work"" to get a chick to leave your house then you're not me."
"Hear about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old..."
"and on the 8th day god created drugs and everybody was like ""thanks god you're the shit"""
"Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak? Because the hamburger is in the ground state."