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Joke of the Day

"Judge: You shot him. How do you plead? Me: Bleed? NO. He was the one bleeding Judge: HAHA Me: HAHA *High five? Judge: Ten years with no bail"

"What's red and fucks old ladies? Me, in my lucky red jacket."

"There's only one thing I hate more that white supremacy. Black people"

"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."

"What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !"

"How did the sailor stranded on an island with a calendar survive a year? Eating the dates and Sundays."

"Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats."

"What do most people wear to court? Law-suits"

"My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food"

"What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger."