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Joke of the Day
"People joke about Bieber Fever. Don't. Sigourney Weaver Fever killed my father."
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"I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism... It varies from person to person."
"Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy."
"What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician? It is possible that UFOs exist."
"Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out this week. I predict someone will shoot up a theater Don't worry though, it'll be a storm trooper and he'll miss everyone."
"In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time."
"When I was 15 I was raising a Tamogochi, not a baby."
"What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard? The space bar"
"What do you call a black and white bird that can't win, nor fly. A peng-lose."
"What starts out happy but ends in tears? Marriage"