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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between God and a medical school graduate? God doesn't think he's a doctor."
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"""Hi. I'm an insane maniac."" - People who write more than three sentences to describe an Instagram photo"
"*rings doorbell* hmm... not sure if it rang *waits 2 hours before ringing again so I don't seem impatient*"
"Do cannibals prefer red or white wine with dinner? They're not fussed, as long as it's full bodied."
"Mayweather was boring tonight... If only they'd have thrown a woman in the ring, we could have seen him fight."
"What do you call a jihadi that owns both a goat and a donkey? Bisexual."
"*Running late *Light turns green but car in front wont go *About to honk when reads bumper sticker: honk if you love disco *Is late for work"
"A man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" The man asks, ""Why, doc?"" And the doctor replies, ""Because I'm examining you!"""
"What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!"
"If dolphins are so smart, how come they're never on Jeopardy?"