197519
Joke of the Day
"Women would save a lot of money on beauty products if they ever realized they have a vagina."
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"What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use? Ill-gotten gains"
"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."
"Nachos on Christmas Eve. We're celebrating the birth of cheeses!"
"Two Short Jokes, and One Long One... Joke Joke Jooooooooooooooke!"
"I'm a vegetarian for the health reasons. Now pass the cheese fries."
"I was at a Pakistani owned gas station... There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump. I know this because a message popped up that said ""PLEASE SEE KASHIR."""
"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"
"What's brown and rhymes with 'Snoop'? Dr Dre"
"Buy your kids a tortoise. Then when you're elderly, they'll already have 40 years' experience feeding & loving something that barely moves"