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Joke of the Day

"Men 1 Women 0 If women can do anything men can, how come they've never successfully suppressed an entire gender? Men 1 Women 0....."

"Some people's decisions are based in fear, others are based in beer."

"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"

"What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters? Fire."

"I like Mitt Romney because he looks like the model in every stock photo of a businessman on a flip phone in 2002."

"What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush."

"Why is it so hard to find Tylenol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. . . . Explanation: Parrots eat 'em all = paracetamol = acetominophen = Tylenol"

"Did you hear One Direction is breaking up? They're heading separate ways."

"My Internet went on a date today He's going after that gache"

"whose playing shaggy so much? Velma"