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Joke of the Day

"What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush."

"I've never even come close to having someone at ""Hello""."

"People actually care about you! Just try missing a couple of payments, you'll see!"

"What is Dwight Schrute's hometown? Nanda Parbeets."

"What book is better when you read it drunk? Tequila Mockingbird."

"Sorry a lot of sand came out of my sleeve when I shook your hand; I went to the beach six years ago."

"I'm Indian but not ""able to read sanskrit"" Indian so slow down there Raj, aside from the heart eye emojis I have no idea wtf your DM means."

"My own personal hell sounds great, actually"

"Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April? Because April showers, bring May flowers!"

"You know what the problem is with dating a white girl with a mixed baby? The kid never spends the weekend at their dad's house. **I'll just see myself out**"