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Joke of the Day
"Some people's decisions are based in fear, others are based in beer."
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"Found a site for hardcore Harambe Supporters It's called Omegle, Everyone has their dicks out for Harambe."
"What Kind of Pee Comes Out Your Butt? Poo Pee."
"What was the allergic 2""X4""'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself."
"In a parallel universe, cartoons are watching us and thinking ""how sad, they die if you drop an anvil on their heads..."""
"Do you know what Jafar's original name was? Male-ficient."
"I never like my hair right after I get it cut, But after a week it grows on me."
"What did Jimmy Carter say to Ronald Reagan? Let me Eat your Turds !! Lol !!"
"Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter? Because it was a little chicken."