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Joke of the Day
"Just went to an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers."
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"I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!"
"My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them. -Danny Zuker"
"[hitting on hot babe in bar] "".. You're 28? NO WAY! I used to be 28! This is spooky. You like oxygen? OMG you're not gonna believe this.."""
"My friend told me his wife talks a lot in her sleep ""I know"" was probably not the right answer"
"What's the second fastest thing in the world? > Your asshole pinching shut after dropping a deuce. What's *the* fastest thing in the world? > The ice-cold drop of water that gets in first."
"I went for a depression test. Came back negative."
"What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common? Someone is going to lose a trailer."
"whats the best part about sleeping with twenty-seven year olds? There are twenty of them"