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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry."

"Why is a buffet like a strip club? You'll regret going to a cheap one."

"I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia"

"What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.) ***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version."

"What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."

"Jokes What is a good bee joke"

"I'm actually not sure if the Wife decorated the tree really well or she just created the best Lady Gaga outfit in history"

"I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs Turned out to be a pyramid scheme"

"54% of IKEA purchases end in divorce."

"How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti? Pasta pasta, pasta."