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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me his wife talks a lot in her sleep ""I know"" was probably not the right answer"
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"5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions... I'm just gonna let that sink in for a second."
"Two cashews walk into a bar... The Bartender says ""How about a glass of our most expensive wine?"" The Cashews reply, ""Do you think we're Nuts?!"""
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
"A Muslim, a communist and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Hello Mr. President!"""
"Why did Jesus die ? He forgot his safe word."
"If you build a triangle with sticks. Would it be, twigernometry?"
"Apple: Words with Friends Twitter: Words w strangers FB: Words w relatives Ouija: Words w dead friends Prayer: Words w imaginary friends"
"What do you call a painter with a brown finger? Picasso"
"Where did socially awkward Nazis get sent? To the conversation camp! (That was a part of my shower thoughts and popped spontaneously into my mind)"