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Joke of the Day

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A minor."

"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."

"What's the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face"

"Windows 10? Cool! Only 85 more versions before we come back to Windows 95"

"What does a fish say when it hits a wall? Dam"

"Rape is not a laughing matter. Unless your raping a clown. (Probably been posted here a 1000 times but it still cracks me up)"

"If at first you don't succeed . . . don't try skydiving."

"If we took Korea's capital away ... They would be Seoulless"

"I get why Tupac's band smoked his ashes... ...It would have been tacky to take a shot in his memory."

"Limbaugh is leaving the US because of Health Care Reform? Well good luck finding a country with indoor plumbing but no socialized medicine!"