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Joke of the Day

"If at first you don't succeed . . . don't try skydiving."

"I used to have some well constructed ass jokes But then I rectum."

"THINGS CHICKS DIG: 1. Popcorn 2. Puppy dogs 3. I can't think of anything else, I'm very bad with women."

"It is too hot in India now There's a cap for that."

"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be Obama self"""

"I ran a marathon in 2011 if you add it all up probably."

"What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"

"Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!"

"what did the black boys dad do for him for christmas nothing, he had no presence"

"The NBA should really draft some thirsty ratchet bitches. They're hella quick on the rebound!"