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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed . . . don't try skydiving."
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"Went to a sausage party It was the wurst."
"I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight I'm okay with that. After all, 6lbs, 3oz, is just not realistic."
"At a Smucker's family reunion... ...there is at least one mother Smucker"
"Just ordered a chicken and and an egg off ebay... Will let you know the results soon."
"My carpenter refused to make me a kitchen worktop He said it would be counter-productive."
"A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way. Yep"
"And the final rule of Fight Club is... ...just have fun and try your best."
"Whenever you're mad at someone, just take a deep breath and count to 10. Those 10 seconds will give you time to think of the perfect insult."
"Not gonna lie to you guys, I've used my inter-net connection to look at boobs, tits, and what have you."