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Joke of the Day

"Rape is not a laughing matter. Unless your raping a clown. (Probably been posted here a 1000 times but it still cracks me up)"

"She was only a whiskey maker... ...but he loved her still."

"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? Unlawful is against the law, whereas illegal is a sick bird. Note: This obviously works better when told than read."

"What do you call a group of girls all named Paige? A chapter."

"Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your parents."

"Moon Landing conspiracy theorists should be called Luna-tics Just posting here because r/showerthoughts doesn't allow puns."

"What do you call a Woman who can balance 3 pints of Lager on her head? Beatrix"

"When I'm with you, I'm breathless. My pulse quickens and I can feel my entire body getting hot. Also, you're a treadmill and I'm asthmatic."

"I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."

"Aaron Hernandez just got convicted...... From Tight End to now Wide receiver"