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Joke of the Day
"A German bakers was robbed... Apparently everything was stollen."
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"What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."
"Schrodinger's Pussy... There may or may not be a dick in the box."
"Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions & advice on matters outside one's knowledge or competence. Or, as I call it, tweeting."
"With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... Rare meat is hard to find."
"What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde? Nobody would know"
"Why do robots make bad lovers? Nuts & bolts!"
"What do you call a White Woman that has had over 4 Abortions? Income Equality activist"
"If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time to just before a famous person was supposed to be assassinated and borrow money from them."
"How did Australians get ebola? By eating at Outbreak Steak House"